Benjamin (patternoflies) wrote in 6flagsoverjesus,

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To whom it may concern

Today was a Terrific Tuesday to say the least, my pet stapler, Sir Lanka Staple, decided that 72 was not a very acceptable table spoon. This prompted my Spainish friend Jose ClicheFace to make tacos. How orginal huh? I mean whats the deal with these guys anyways. You think just cause you can defeat SubZero in the Oxygen bar makes you the worlds best mom? Whats the deal?

One time my lamp didn't turn on when I flipped the switch which THEORITCALLY would in turn, make my lamp go on. BUT SOMETHING WENT WRONG! I eventually discovered that my salad was preheated. This would go on to become the plot of numerous Law and Order Plots.

Thank You for you time.

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